I Hate You, Barbie

I Hate You, Barbie.

I dedicated this poem to the one and only...Barbie.

You're just too good to be true with apologies to Frankie Valli

For those who have been fucked over in love, please feel free to insert whatever two syllable name you have for your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife or husband.

You're just too good to be true (Who you? You make me blue).
Can't take my eyes off you (I'll never say I do).
You'd be like Heaven to touch (you're a real bitch, you are such).
I wanna hold you so much (I wanna choke you so much).
At long last love has arrived (this, I will never survive).
And I thank God I'm alive (Please, God, I wish I were dead).
You're just too good to be true (someone shoot me in the head).
Can't take my eyes off you (because I do not trust you).

Pardon the way that I stare (while I pull out all my hair).
There's nothing else to compare (to those alive anywhere).
The sight of you leaves me weak (vomit makes me, oh, so weak).
There are no words left to speak (puking, unable to speak)
But if you feel like I feel (what we have is not real).
Please let me know that it's real (more correctly it's surreal).
You're just too good to be true (can't believe my eyes it's you!)
Can't take my eyes off you (because I do not trust you).

I love you, baby, (I hate you, Barbie).
And if it's quite alright (go, get out of my sight).
I need you, baby (don't need you, Barbie).
To warm a lonely night (rather vampire bite).
I love you, baby (I hate you, Barbie).
Trust in me when I say (with snakes I'd rather play).
Oh, pretty baby (Oh, ugly Barbie).
Don't bring me down, I pray (get off of me, I say).
Oh, pretty baby, now that I found you, stay (Oh, ugly Barbie, you still here? Go away.)
And let me love you, baby (know that I hate you, Barbie.)
Let me love you (know I hate you.)

You're just too good to be true (Who you? You make me blue.).
Can't take my eyes off you (I'll never say I do.).
You'd be like Heaven to touch (you're a real bitch, you are such).
I wanna hold you so much (I wanna choke you so much).
At long last love has arrived (this, I will never survive)
And I thank God I'm alive (Please, God, I wish I were dead).
You're just too good to be true (someone shoot me in the head).
Can't take my eyes off you (because I do not trust you).

I love you, baby (I hate you, Barbie).
And if it's quite alright (an alibi airtight).
I need you, baby (I'd kill you, Barbie).
To warm a lonely night (glad I'm alone tonight).
I love you, baby (I hate you, Barbie).
Trust in me when I say: (go, get out, go away)
Oh, pretty baby (Oh, ugly Barbie).
Don't bring me down (What? Now? Go down?).
Oh, pretty baby, now that I found you stay (Blowjob? You can stay. No teeth this time. Okay?).