I Love You Because...

I love You Because You Love my Secretary
 
 She never gives you the messages,
 she doesn't brighten your day
 she doesn't look at you adoringly
 in that little school girl way.
 She is often doing something,
 that takes her attention away,
 Even though you try so hard
 its hard to find the words to say.
 You listen to the yells she screams,
 you hear her grumbling sighs,
 the looks she gives you,
 the tones she speaks in,
 Cryptic language used at times.
 She hides the mirror of herself
 she doesn't want to see
 who she really has become
 isn't what she claims to be
 For your secretary is me