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- I Made a Funny
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Click hereMy girlfriend carried me
to the bathroom
on her cel-phone.
Okay, that was cool.
I told her, fine, Honey,
I don't mind.
But then she says,
"I'm sitting on the porcelain throne."
And bless my soul, I can't help it:
"Queen of the Tile?
"Ruler of the bathroom?
"Pee-o-Clatra?"
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WickedEveover 15 years ago~
It's sweet and a litte peek at a relationship moment. I know it's a poem but almost doesn't read like one. Maybe more of a poetic anecdote?
