I-punk

VISA, MASTERCARD, or AMERICAN EXPRESS
for the best medical buds
for your chronic angst condition,
and the daily pain of conforming
to the American Machine,
which can't be ALL bad
considering that it brings us live feed
of The Offspring, Tool, Nine Inch Nails,
and the radical Jello Biafra

With a few clicks of the rat,
you can make grass-roots donations
to the libertarians, the greens,
or the Anarchists...
or turn by turn directions
back to "Sugar Mountain,"
which you may have left too soon

You can find out the lowest rates
for overseas brothels
(bombing, whoring, and slaving
are all done overseas;)
read reviews to ensure
a quality sexual safari...
or if you're desperate
you can dodge Matrix agents
and do the same state-side:
don't worry TOO much,
they are only orange-belt ninjas
in truth

You can play PACMAN,
Mario, or Leningrad:
or listen to The Fray
if you're feeling sad:
shop for tattoos
or listen to Robert Johnston's
cotton-picker blues

You can hit the forums
and have your say,
or go to porn-sites
and get "the gay;"
dye your hair green or gray,
find Amsterdam's best hash cafe,
or Modernia's best sushi tray

You may think this is satire
but actually it's semi-sincere
and meant for good punk health:

Didn't you hear?
there's nothing to loathe
but fear fearing itself