I Used To Be Vanilla Until...

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I used to be vanilla until
Someone took my wafer out
Put in two long chocolate fingers
Whipped some cream
Whipped it again
Whipped it a third time for good measure
Added two cherries (right where it hurt)
And a light drizzle of tomato ketchup
(Yes, that took me by surprise too)
Split my banana
Covered me in meringue and
Baked my Alaska for me
Now I wait impatiently all week
For Sundae bloody Sundae

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Bridget69Bridget69almost 19 years ago
Quite an ususual mix...

for those occasional unusual cravings.

ishtatishtatalmost 19 years ago
Mango please.

After Rasberries Golden Apples now Vanilla and cherries I have this conviction that you are about to write the definitive poem on eating a mango! Good fun poem

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 19 years ago
yum

okay the ketchup part was classic.

giggling all the way to the bus stop.

suddenly having cravings for vanilla wafers sliced banana with vanilly (okay sorry) pudding....

aswirls

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 19 years ago
Your poem.

...has been mentioned in the review thread - May 3

Tess

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 19 years ago
Witty Whipper!

Wonderful witty bdsm analogy.

b'brig

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