I Used To Hate Exercise

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I used to hate exercise
Refusing to conform to the white boys' lies
Latent homosexual vision of
Conceptual perfecction
Starving androgynous kate-mosses
Striving for the irrational illogical
Barbie mythylogical ideal
My reply in principal was to
Refuse to exercise

I used to hate exercise
I'd have tears in my eyes as the pain
Fought my body and I cried
Furious with every man
That ever let me know
That I wasn't thin enough or
Dumb enough or
Young enough
Or maybe hell if he were cruel enough
One might allow me to think that I was
A voluptuous sweet thing until
Behind my backside
Swinging semi-confidently
His head would whip around as some
Chickenhead would
Strut bony breasts and wishbone thighs
And walk on by
And he would lie and three days later
He'd roll back home
Wiping greasy finger lickin' juices off his
Snake smile
And hiss
I love you sweet thang!
Before I smacked the sass of his stank ass
And sent him on his way

And damn, I used to hate exercise!
Until I met you
And I realized that I already had you
Mesmerized
Under the spell of my words and
My Voice and
My mind
Bud I'd see the pride in your eyes when
I'd strive for perfection
And you siilently loved me anyway
You appreciated my soft sensuous shape
Thick thighs
Fierce feminine frame
So loudly explained
Defended militant feminist style
But you smiled and loved me anyway
As I battled within
And I watched you love exercise
So imagine my surprise when
I saw at the gym
That those Greek god-like guys
Were not naturally devised but
Worked daily to achieve that
Delightful prize
Of steroid androids' lives
So surrounded by sweaty asses
Male hormones bouncing off mirrors
An orgy of grunts and groans
Raped my ears
Writhing men,
Rippling biceps
While stealing glances at who's
Bigger
Stronger
Thicker
Harder
And one
Wet with sweat
Forehead dripping
Begins his mental masturbation
Gripping the cold steel bar he pumps
1-2-3 smiles a me
4-5-6 licks his lips
7-8-9 mmm he's kinda fine
But then with a grunt,
10 seconds later he's done?
With a roll of his shoulder it's over?
Hmm reminds me on an ex I once had...

I really used to hate exercise
But no my dress size is
Becoming the reason
This shapely seductres has your
Head turn as I pass you by
My ass and
My calves and
My hips
Causing your lips to quiver in desire
And the fire of your jock strap
Snapping
Lapping
Straining
And your bulging masculinity
Motivates me to
Try a little exercise

Because I used to hate exercise
But then you sculpted me
Whispering words of encouragement
Counting reps as I strained to
Sit up
Stretching closer
Squatting ceases to embarrass me
And I continue to climb towards
My goal
Groaning
Grieving my old self
But not enough to stop my quest

Well I used to hate exercise
But now I think of my thighs
Wrapped around your neck
Squeezing as I rise up and down
To the rhythms of your tongue
Lifting the heavy scent of
My mountainous womanhood
And I'm liking this exercise!
I arch my back and
Make a pact with myself
To ignore the pain and
Pursue the pleasure
Unlike any other when the
Endomorphins kick in and
Climax in my womb
And damn I love exercise!

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