I Want Your Safe Sex

Erotic parody of George Michael's I Want Your Sex

Boy, before we go any further
I guess
There's something you should know
I only do this with guys I can trust
Never with ones that I don't or who won't
So don't try to hide or lie
If you want me to put on for you a kinky show
This is what you gotta do to hit it and get it
If you don't
Out this door I swear you're gonna see me go

I swear I ain't teasin' you
Won't believe none of your lies
Baby, you gotta promise to be different from the other guys
Don't have to swear on no bible
Just do this, please
You've waited so long, baby
Now if you want to be more then just friends
May I suggest
You don't try my patience
Or honey I promise
This will be where our affair ends

I want your safe sex
I want you to slip one on
I want your safe sex....sex

I can't get it out of my mind
I can't call you the mate of my soul
If you won't take the time
Boy, I'm gonna have to just let you go
All I ask is that you try
Oh, just let let me know
Try to tell me that' we're only gonna regret it
Not get as much with it
As without it
Use those sexy bedroom eyes
Make a move and tell me that I love you.....
Boy, don't even try
Cos I'll still say NO!

I swear I ain't teasin' you
Won't believe none of your lies
Baby, you gotta promise to be different from the other guys
Don't have to swear on no bible
Just do this, please
You've waited so long, baby
Now if you want to be more then just friends
May I suggest
You don't try my patience
Or honey I promise
This will be where our affair ends
Gonna kick your horny butt out in the cold
Cos I ain't like all the rest
Lover, I ain't no whore
I'm just a girl who likes to exercise a little....control

I want your safe sex

If you really want my love
Boy, you gotta give me
Your safe sex

It's just not safe anymore to do it without it
All natural
Don't try to guilt trip me with your pouting eyes
And so out of control hormones
Baby, I'm just being logical
If you really loved me
(You would do it)
Break out of your same ole same ole habitual
If you really cared at all
(You would do it and we both know it)
Baby, I promise
It will still feel sensual
But most of all....
Safe sex is something we should do
Safe sex is something that should be shared
More then once
Between me and you

Safe sex isn't so unnatural
Safe sex isn't just good
Safe sex can be great
Not everybody does it
But everybody should
Safe sex is just as good as doing it all natural
Safe sex can be sooo much fun
Safe sex is best when for the girl you love the most
You agree to slip one on your one
You agree to slip one on your one

I've done it with your father
I've done it with your brother
I've even done it with your lesbian sister
Oooh lover, please

P-P-P-P-Put one on

This is my definition of sexy baby
My favorite kind of pornography
Would love to feel yours covered and pounding inside
Till it hurts me baby
Ooh don't you think it's time
Ooh don't you wanna have safe sex with me baby, tonight

This is my definition of sexy baby
My favorite kind of pornography

Safe sex with me
Safe sex with me
Don't be afraid
To be a man
Don't be afraid to
Have some safe sex with me

Baby, all you gotta do is

P-P-P-P-Put one one!

2009 Ramona Thompson