I Write About Fucking

Have a laugh at a silly girl's expense

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I like dirty stories,
Oh yes I do.
I write them frequently,
and sometimes they're true.

Do you like dirty stories,
when you are in bed,
or hidden in bathrooms,
as wife rests her head?

Are you the one,
who hates me in life,
but masturbates wildly
in secret from wife?

Straight up Mr. Dude,
I write about fucking,
girls fucking girls,
and the pussy they're sucking.

My mummy don't like it,
but I'm not a sissy.
I write dirty stories,
Mister and Miss Prissy.



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TEE-HEE-HEE

I loathe hypocrisy.