Ideal Date

Ideal Date

When you're feeling sad and lonely.
And you don't know what to do.
Don't masturbate at home all day
Get a prostitute!

When you're on a date.
And there's nothing left to do.
Lay her on the table.
And shag her brains out too

If the waitress sees you shagging
And instantly gets moist
Let her join in with your date.
And show her how you hoist

The rest' rant gets so busy
You're shagging everyone
The place is one big orgy.
And you're about to cum

You spurt it on the waitress
You spurt it on your date.
You decide to go home
It's getting quite late

You're date goes with you too
She's ashamed you couldn't last.
And when you get back home
She wants it up the arse

You get back to your bedroom
You're getting in the mood
Your dick's a raging monster
You're reaching for the lube

Once you're all prepared
And ready to go in
Your date is lying ready
You can see her wicked grin

You're doing her, she likes it
She's quietly moaning
She's gyrating her hips
Starts a loud groaning

Her pace begins to quicken
She's squirming in a spasm
As she tightens round your dick
She's having an orgasm

You’ve completed your mission
You’ve made her hit high heaven
You ask her for another date.
She says "Tomorrow 'round seven?"