- Erotic Poetry
- If I Were Your Wiener
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Click hereIn an effort to help a beloved hotdog company get a more youthful clientele, I believe that they should change their current jingle to a rap. What do you think?
If I Were Your Wiener
By Chylo
If I were your wiener
You’d buy me with the relish
The package would say foot long
But you know that they embellish
If I were your wiener
You stick me on the grill
That’s when I would plump
And then you’d have a thrill
If I were your wiener
You stick me on your bun
Cover me in ketchup
And then you’d have some fun.
If I were your wiener
You know you could do worse
You’d slide me in your mouth
And that’s when I would burst
If I were your wiener
You’d buy me by the case
Your pleasure would be oral
With my juice upon your face
If I were your wiener
I’d come with recipes
You, The Master Baker
Would enjoy making these.
If I were your wiener
I’d love you as my buyer
My first name is Omar
And the last one is Mayer.
- COMMENTS
Christina O. Leighover 19 years agoWoo-hoo! I laughed my ass off! Not literally :-)
I REALLY liked this but I thought there was a little too much repetition. Indeed, great read!
Christina
