If You..!

byUncle Pervey©

If you see a football player,
Makin' tracks up the middle.
He ain't runnin' just to have fun,
Or just goin' to piddle!

If you see a "Jocky" rider,
Whipping the ass of his horse.
It isn't cause he's feelin' mean,
He just wants to win of course!

If you hear an Evangelist,
Screamin' about sin and grief,
He wants you to give him your dough,
Cause he's a natural thief!

If you see a lawyer smile,
You should run away in the night.
That lawyer's fixin' to nail you,
And drive it clean out of sight!

If you see a politician,
With a big smile on his face.
It's time to leave the country friend,
And find a new living place!!

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