I'll be your lover

We lay against each other
Coupled for the night
In the darkened room
Beside the candle light,
I feel you full inside me
Motionless but firm
And when I kiss your ear
You don't even squirm,
I feel both my hands
Hold tight your wrists
My breasts flat against you
While I make a list,
How many lovers
Have I laid with like this
How many orgasms
Have I had or missed,
If I had a penis
And half a brain
Would it make me happy
Or drive me insane?
I think these funny thoughts
While I wiggle and I moan
Thinking of the time
We had sex on the phone,
"oh yes, oh yes…
…tell me when you come"
personally I just as soon
have a Coke and rum,
two and two make four
four and four make eight
if you've nice to me
I'll let you in my gate,
Let you use my bed
My pussy and my lips
Let you put your hands
On my breasts and hips,
And all I ask of you
Is a nice hard erection
An illusion of love
And a drop of affection,
"oh yes, oh yes, that feels good…
… lets do it one more time"
hand me the tequila
and pour some on my lime,
a little salt around the edge
stir it with your tool
I'll be your lover
If you will be my fool…