I'll Never Change!byUncle Pervey©
I KNOW that I'm drinkin' just too much damn pop,
But I like it's taste, and I can't seem to stop.
Cola is the flavor that I drink the most,
I'm a REAL pop drinker, and that ain't no boast!
Now that I've grown older, and gotten wiser,
And I've switched my preferences to "Budweizer."
I'm still drinkin' like a fish in the water,
And I know I'll never change, but I "oughter!!"