I'm a Randy Diddle Dandy

Ode to Sir Black Breedlove

I'm a honky
sex slave;
do me
up the butt.

No need to thank me.
Fuck me like a Banshee!

I'm a hanky-panky
bitch-slut.
shove it up my butt.

Take me on a date.
We can play putt-putt.
I'm a little fuck-slut.
Then you can fuck my butt.

Slippidy slop,
I love hip hop,
wanna suck you off
until you pop.

Breed my wife,
create new life.
Black and white,
a mixed delight.

All of our
hopes and dreams –
destined for your
Big Black Cock.

Yessa Masta, Yessa Masta,
Fuck me like a Rasta.
My little pee pee's
soft like pasta.

I can't please my wife, but you can.
Pump cum into us.

Fuck my face up;
knock my wife up.
Absolve our White Guilt,
Fuck us both to the hilt.

You're my knight
in shining armor.
Impale me with your
javelin.

You make my wife feel whole.
When you're done with her, you can fuck my asshole.