I'm a Widdle Baby

To the tune of "I'm a Little Tea Cup"

I'm a widdle baby [point to yourself]
Fat and plump [pat your belly]
Here is my belly [wiggle your belly]
Here is my rump. [turn around and shake your butt]
When I'm super soggy [turn around and rub your diaper]
I will wiggle about [stop touching your diaper and wiggle in place]
Then Daddy will come and change me out! [small claps]

I'm a widdle baby [point to yourself]
We know it's true! [two thumbs up]
I'll get on the floor [get on the floor]
And show all of you! [point to the audience]
I'll crawl all around, [crawl around a bit]
Like a baby will do, [crawl back into place]
Then I'll look up and say "Goo Goo Goo!" [get on your knees to say this]

I'm a widdle baby [back on your feet; point to yourself]
I cannot lie, [shake your finger]
And if I do, [point to yourself]
I'm bound to cry! [wipe fake tears]
Because if I lie, [shocked expression]
Daddy will pull me back, [turn around]
With my rump in the air, [touch your toes]
He'll go SMACK SMACK SMACK! [shake your butt with each "SMACK"]

I'm a widdle baby, [point to yourself]
But I'm a faggot too! [look very happy]
Just ask my daddy [point to daddy]
And always he'll tell you [nod]
How much I love his cum [clap excitedly]
It's just so yummy [rub your tummy]
When he shares it [clap again]
It goes right into my tummy! [pat your belly]

I'm a widdle baby, [point to yourself]
Take pictures of me! [pretend to take pictures]
Show me how much, [lay on your back]
Of a baby I can be! [kick your feet]
Please take videos [roll on your hands and knees]
Of all my baby ways [shake your butt and look at the audience]
So that "I'm a widdle baby" [turn and sit on your butt]
Is all I ever say! Yay! [raise your hands when you cheer]