I'm So Happy I Could Fart

=============== I'M SO HAPPY I COULD FART

(slow country waltz)

 The cowboy peeled his sundress off, said how tired he was
 The trucker kicked her boots aside, said "You're goddam right
 But I feel pretty good tonight; I'm so happy, I could fart!"

 The cowboy had a purple nose, veins stood out like highways
 The trucker was a dainty thing, underneath her bold tattoos
 But they look so good together, so happy, they could fart

 The cowboy put his high-heels on, made up his pretty face
 The trucker smoked a Havana cigar just like she owned the place
 They never stood apart; they're so happy, they could fart

 The trucker said she'd snort a piston when they're together
 The cowboy said "I like that - and how 'bout that leather jockstrap?
 It goes straight to my heart!  I'm so happy, I could fart!"

 They drove off a bridge and watched the world sail slowly by
 They laughed and sang and loved, didn't hit bottom 'til next Saturday
 And the sun is settling down; they're so happy, they could fart