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Click hereI'm Thinking About Lard
I am thinking about lard
I am thinking about large lumps of lard
I am thinking about a house built of large lumps of lard
Lardbed! Bacon blanket!
And "Grease" on repeat on the stereo
I am thinking about sex
I am thinking of greasy, meaty sex
I am thinking about meaty sex in a bed made of lard, with a blanket of bacon
Eat me! Swallow that!
With "Grease" on repeat on the stereo