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Click herePolice Sgt. Christine Metrtes plans
were changed by Rolon's traffic dance.
His two baby snakes
went straight for the breaks:
He couldn't keep them in his pants!
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vrosej10over 14 years agoHilarious!
I think this might be one of the funniest things I have read in years. More, I want more.
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