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Click hereIt's a wonderful world we live in,
There's lots of things that will MAKE you grin.
Like that animal in Australia,
And they call it a "Platypus" friend!
The Platypus' mouth's like a ducks,
And it doesn't give NORMAL birth.
It just lays eggs, and hatches them out,
And its "quacker" fills you with Mirth!
Have you ever watched young black men walk?
Those Males that live in the city.
They ALL STRUT like a "Rooster" chicken,
It's SO FUNNY, yet a pity!
Have you ever watched children skip rope,
And listened to what they were saying?
They're ALWAYS chanting out their TIME,
And what you hear WON'T be NO praying!
When you're at the Zoo you should visit,
The "Primals" in the Monkey Cage.
They ALL act like ALL of us people,
And they FORM a picture of "Life's" page!
There's ONE MORE thing that looks SO funny,
Have you seen a dog scratch its ass?
BOTH its hind legs are HIKED in the AIR,
And drag their hind ends on the grass!
As he does this that "Pooch" has a smile,
And you HAVE TO "Chuckle and Grin!"
It's the MOST "comical" sight you'll see,
"It's a Wonderful World" we live in!!
This world is going down the shit hole if it isn't already there already!!!!! I belive the term HELL ON EARTH pretty much disribes it. The glass is not half embty or half full it is filled with shit!!!!!!