It's First-Grade!byUncle Pervey©
There was a small fat Leprechaun,
Who had his home in the "Green."
His nose was short, and toes curled up,
And his pecker was obscene!
He was a rolly-polly elf,
And was really short but neat.
His 12 inch pecker drug the ground,
And would tangle in his feet!
When a girl elf would grab his hand,
The girl elf would give a scream.
She'd find his prick inside her hand,
And she'd get a swetty shean!
One day this small fat Leprechaun,
Got caught by a young farm maid.
She fell in love with his long prick,
And explained cause, "It's First-Grade!!"