It's Halloween!

Spooky cobwebbed windows
And goblins green
My favorite day has arrived
It's Halloween!

Oooh, I better hurry
The children are already on the streets
Frolicking in their costumes
Begging for candy sweets

Time to wait for them
At the door!

ding dong ding dong
Trick or Treat!
Smell my feet!
Give me something good to eat!

You look rather scrumptious
How about I eat you instead?
I've been having a craving
For some decaptitated head!

Chomp, Gulp, Slam!
Shuts the door

ding dong ding dong
Trick or Treat!
Mister, what are you eating?
That looks like raw meat!

It's not just any raw meat
It's little Bobby
And eating children
Is my favorite hobby!

Chomp, Gulp, Slam!
Shuts the door

ding dong ding dong
Trick or Treat!
I like your costume
It's really neat!

Why thank you, little girl
And I myself must confess
Your costume is to die for!
Such a lovely fairy princess!

Chomp, Burp, Slam!
Shuts the door

One night every year
It's like an all-you-can-eat-buffet
And from this day forward
I won't have it any other way

This is so much better
Than living in cellars, under beds
Or making noises from darkened closets
Putting scares into their silly heads

Oooh, I think I hear more little footsteps
At the door!

Spooky cobwebbed windows
And goblins green
It's my favorite day of the year
It's Halloween!