I've Done Everything, Girl

I've done everything, girl
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This is a parady of Johnny Cash's "Ive been everywhere, man"
No disrespect to the late, great Mr. Cash is intended, I love his music
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I was struttin my stuff at a loud and smoky girl-filled bar
When along came a cutie with eyes'n smile and a body ten star

She looked like a girl that really wanted to have some fun
So I took her back to my place and I gave her a good run

She said "Have you ever had such sex, with so much sweat and come?"
And I said "Listen girl, I've done everything you've never done..."

I've done everything, girl
I've done everything, girl
I can make your hair go curled, girl
Ain't nowhere that my tongue ain't swirled, girl
Let's take ya for another whirl, girl
Let's do everything

I've done it inside and outside, from the side, what a ride
foward and backward, upward, downward
with a dyke on a bike doncha know that I like it
hung down, brung down, dressed up like a clown

I've done everything, girl
I've done everything, girl
I can put it in your bush, girl
Unless you want it in your tush, girl
Just hold it there and I'll push, girl
Let's do everything

I've done tall girls, small girls, I like em all girls
big tits, little tits, everywhere in between tits
Two girls, three girls, once a not-for-free girl
Blonde hair, red hair, eighties hair was everywhere

I've done everything, girl
I've done everything, girl
I can spank you till your butt turns red, girl
Or I can tie you to the bed, girl
Didn't you hear what I said, girl
Let's do everything