I've Got an Ass

I've got an ass that any lass would dearly love to own.
It smacks of perk and every jerk I clearly must condone.
With every step I feel the pep from muscles flexed and fine.
With eyes aglaze they fix their gaze and call to my behin’.

“Hey there, shorty, my dick’s warty, and never do I cum.
It’s long and thick, hard as a brick and deaf and blind and numb.
And if I may take time to say your can is heaven sent,
Would you allow my putz to plow into your fundament?”

“I’d just as soon fuck a baboon whose prick is small and red
Than take your meat in my poor seat for weeks until I’m dead.
I know your type, it’s not a gripe and warts are further cause
To wrap your shaft, or are you daft? Your penis gives me pause.”

“The warts are mine. They are benign, pretty as a pickle.
On morning wood they feel real good and give a French tickle.
If you prefer I must concur a blowjob would work out.
But mind my sack you see it’s black and blue from fleshly drought.”

“I will not fuck nor will I suck, but have imagination.
Now place your cock inside this sock filled with lubrication,
Then close your eyes and fantasize of maidens soft and fair,
With ample bust, incessant lust and upturned derrière”

“But will these girls give me their pearls hidden between pink cheeks?
And let me poke, pound, stuff and stroke their tiny rears for weeks?”

“They will and do and just for you they’ll blow your warty schlong
And make you cum despite your numb, excrescent looking dong”

“Then think I must of dames whose bust and sweet bottoms beckon.
I’ll fuck their duff, ignore their muff. They won’t care, I reckon.
And when I’m through I’ll think of you and how you made me cum,
That dirty sock, my warty cock as purple as a plum.”

I’ve got an ass that any lass would dearly love to own…