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Click hereI went to visit Jim
and found a bed in his kitchen.
“Jim,” I said, “there’s a bed
in your kitchen.”
“Yeah, it’s a bed’tchin,”
he answered matter of factly.
I went home later
only to spend hours
standing in my bathroom
staring at the tiolet
trying to figure out
what was it doing there?