- Erotic Poetry
- Jolly Green Giant!
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Sung to the music of the same title.
Out stepped the Jolly Green Giant, oo whee.
Stroking and a pullin' his ham, oo whee.
When he finished his last stroke, and this was no joke,
His gushing cum just flooded the land, oo whee!
The Jolly Green Giant loved pussy, oo whee.
He loved it big and loved it small, oo whee.
He'd lick it with his tongue, and then when he got done!
He'd suck the juice clean down to his balls, oo whee!
His tongue was way too big for him to stick, oo whee.
Up inside a cute saucy Chick, oo whee.
But he'd lick it good, just like a giant should,
And he'd do it pretty damn quick, oo whee!!
- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 3 years agoMy friend and I were on a Zoom call and wanted to find some erotica about the Jolly Green Giant for... reasons.
When we stumbled upon your poem we were originally quite piqued, as this was exactly what we were looking for.
However, once we came upon the meat metaphor, we knew our excitement was misplaced. With all the sensually shaped vegetables to choose from, why did you go with HAM?!?!?!?!?
I'm sorry, but that is unacceptable.
