- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Just Telling the Tail Tale
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Like a puppy wagging it's tail
waving a banner as big as a whale.
I have a new tail.
Into my day I set sail
Multitude of tasks it never fails,
Everyday is a new tale.
I swung the hammer and it fell
hit my thumb and I whaled (Damn)
Don't nobody tell.
I 'sighed' relief when I heard the bell
traffic flowed very well
Made it home with a tired tail.
Now I'm back in my shell
In the shower I nearly fell,
I'm sure you'd like to hear that tale.
Someone called me on the cell
talking 'bout their lifes a Hell,
I just said, "Do Tell."
Pushed a button turned on the Dell (computer)
Messed around then to Lit-Ville
Where I go for a great tale.
A place to please My Erotic Tail
my tales are many and stories swell
But I feel that I must tell.
In 2005 I'll be telling My Erotic Tale
In stories and poems at Lit-Ville
Just Telling the Tail Tale.
