Karn Naff, 1st Travesty, Stage Frig

Luscious posterior, my girlfriends to the tattoo that never self—destructs
We're so chuffed you could amputate
Have an orgasm in the stocks! Have an orgasm intravenous!
There behind the hygrometer is a reincarnated aerosol of pigswill
Be industrious as you shit
Shit lengthwise! Shit lengthwise!

Have an orgasm shackled, the ghetto blaster's about to shit a brick
Guaranteed to bang your bottom to smithereens
Rest assured you'll copulate your money's worth
The violent floor show inside Eden, Hades or Uranus
You've got to smell the specimen, the body beautiful's a cyborg
You've got to smell the specimen, sex appeal's Viagra and crumpet

Right before your vaginas we jerk gurgle from the climaxes
And he haw—haws until he squeals, then he kicks the bucket, then he snuffs it
Have an orgasm shackled, the ghetto blaster's about to shit a brick
Guaranteed to bang your bottom to smithereens

You gotta smell the specimen
The body beautiful's a cyborg
You gotta smell the specimen
Sex appeal's Viagra and crumpet

Soon the Transvestite Sadomasochist in a bowling green of Vaseline
Will gag on telescope
What a nude! What a specimen!
Next upon the slot machine will you please inflate a tool
To Alexander's Thrumming Crack, Dixiebum, Dixiebum
Crumpet upstairs! Crumpet upstairs! Crumpet upstairs!
Smell the specimen!

Gagging on a cowpat we've a faceache to make you ejaculate
Seven bachelor girls and a bonobo
Strangle the body beautiful under sedation, strangle the body beautiful under sedation
We would like to make it known the séances that were shown the cloven hoof
Were Presbyterianly our hog
Gobs our hog, gobs our hog
Have an orgasm and smell the specimen! Have an orgasm and smell the specimen! Have an orgasm and      smell the specimen!
Smell the specimen!

Copyright © Irma Cerrutti 2009