Kill You For It

A very, very dark parody of the classic Billy Joel song Tell Her About It

Listen boy
Don't wanna see you come around this good thing no more

You know I don't like you watching
Every move and mistake that I make

I'm a real nice girl
And I've always been there for you
But a nice girl ain't gonna put up with the crap that you
do
No, not for much longer

Listen boy
I'm sure that you think
You've got it all under your control

You don't want nobody else telling you
That I'm in their heart and soul

You're acting like such a little boy now
Saying that you'll never let me go
Oh no, no
You won't
But that's just not the kind of thing I'm gonna settle for
So I think you ought to know

I'm gonna kill you for it
Kill you for the awful way you've made me feel
Gave you every chance to leave me alone
Now you had better believe that I'm for real

I'm gonna kill you for it
Kill you for all your crazy dreams and schemes
Let you know I don't need you
Don't want you
Let you know just how much you don't mean to me

Listen boy
It's automatically a 1000 percent certain guarantee
Better insure yourself
Cos after you're gone
You're gonna need to provide for your family in some way

When you stalk someone
It's always love
Only on your dark, twisted side
And there's only good way
To reassure that you never hurt me again

I'm gonna kill you for it
Let you scare ever worse then me
Cos I don't wanna be with you
I'm gonna kill you for it
Make you wish that you had't followed me all the way here

I'm gonna kill you for it
Make this your last day to be alive
Pay you some attention
Give you something that you'll never forget

Wrote this song
Cos now and then
I want you to start worrying
Looking over your shoulder
Out your window
Wondering
Is today the day?
The day that you die?
Just because we have't spoken
For so long
Don't think that I've forgotten
Every thing that you have done
Better get ready boy to leave your family some cash
As consolation when you're gone

Listen boy
I have all the information from a good hit man
Who's never made any mistakes

Just a word or two that he gets from me
Could be the difference that it makes

I was too trusting a soul
Never should have put my trust in you
Now this girl ain't gonna let you do
What you've been doing anymore
Cos here's what a nice girl is gonna do

I'm gonna kill you for it
Kill you for the awful way you've made me feel
Gave you every chance to leave me alone
Now you had better believe that I'm for real

I'm gonna kill you for it
Kill you for all your crazy dreams and schemes
Let ya know that I don't want ya
Don't need ya and never did
Let you know just how much you never meant to me

I'm gonna kill you for it
Kill you for it
Kill you right now
Kill you for it
Before another moment passes me by
Ain't gonna wait no longer you s.o.b.
I'm gonna kill you for it
Kill you right now and I can't go wrong
I've just got to kill you for it
Before it's too late
Before you kill me first
I've got to kill you for it
You know I don't want to.....wait
I've got to kill you for it
Kill you for it.....

Right now!

2007 Ramona Thompson