Lady Mary's Advice To A Niece

Advice Given In 1920

Lady Mary's niece Sylvia
Was diagnosed with hysteria.

Her physician advised there was no remedy.
Her mother said it was a normal female malady.

Sylvia sought her aunt's opinion.
"Bosh, what you have is sexual agitation.
There's a solution; it's called masturbation."

Lady Mary sent her to a specialist,
Doctor Max, the famed sexologist.

He taught her how to climax,
To relieve her stress and to relax.

Also, he gave her a patented device:
A Vibrator, which would do quite nice,
When her fingers would not suffice.

"Auntie, Dr. Max cured me of my anxieties.
He suggested I ask you for any varieties."

" I have only one other piece of advice.
Fingers and vibrators are nice,
Have your cunnie licked for more spice!"

Advice Given In the recent past.

Janey, Lady Mary's niece, asked for advice.
"Auntie Mary, my Mum won't talk about sex.
She won't even discuss the best way to climax.

I know all about masturbation.
It's part of our school's sex education.

And I shag with my boy friend Freddy now and then.
But I don't think he knows how to please a woman."

"Sweetie, the secret lies in your clit.
No one but you knows how best to play with it.
You just have to experiment.

But there's another path to explore.
Let's pop off now to that new chic sex store.
We'll buy the latest Doctor Max vibrator.

Doctor Max was a famous sexologist.
He was your grand mama's gynecologist."

Two weeks later at a family fete,
Janey gushed about her gift.

" Auntie, I use it a lot ; it works great.
Whenever I don't have a date,
And am horny or uptight,
It gets me off just right."

"One more tip, my pet.
Fingers, vibrators or a dick are a treat,
But have someone lick your clit; that's great!"