Lady Mountbottom

Lady Mountbottom

Her ladyship is the noble wife of a lord
His family name and arms are Mountbottom
She married into the clan and became nobility
Was afterwards known as Lady Mountbottom

With a virtuous, chaste and sweet gentle face
The gentlemen with her were all merrier
Until she walked by and her backside was shown
Polite thoughts changed upon spying her derriere

The lady was really but an innocent woman
Though built like a brickhouse out back
Gents watched her weeble and wobble
On either side of the deepness of her crack

At parties, the lady was a hit with the men
Running to the bar fast as they could for her rum
Like gamblers in tuxes hoping to win the big one
Everyone of them playing to uncover her bum

Lord Mountbottom knew but thought it amusing
His lady's hypnotic bait was choice prime rump
When Lady Mountbottom's dress goes up for a gent
The maid takes blackmail film, counts every hump