Lascivious Limerick

Something to get a 'rise' out of you...

Nothing like a good hard cock
To make my libido go tick tock
Standing proud and tall
It's a concupiscent call
To drink from the magical rock

This lollipop filled with cream
Volcano about to spew steam
A salty white foam
Can make me moan
Rooster with which to ream

And so my grotto goes wet
No need for a dare or a bet
An erotic source
Its manly force
Motor that hums like a vette

Please spread my legs wide apart
For 'coitus' is a form of fine art
When you put it in drive
It makes me feel alive
And I'll be your bawdy tart

When the lights are down low
Then 'the bad girl' will show
To suck on your stick
Like a candle and wick
Causing your member to grow

I'll gently finger your ass
Trying not to sound crass
The pleasures you desire
To help fuel your fire
From this submissive lass

You are my Lord and Master
An omnipotent phallic Pastor
So to relieve my guilt
Punish me to the hilt
Spanking me faster and faster

When my rear glows bright red
And by collar and leash am led
I'll be your supine slave
Trying my best to behave
While handcuffed to the bed

My nipples you'll nibble and bite
Making me squirm with delight
There's joy and there's pain
All the sensations remain
As I try to put up a fight

At last you feed me your meat
Teasing you enter and retreat
After tanning my hide
The screams I can't hide
Our bodies in rhythm and heat