- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Lauren's Boob
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Look, I was just headin home with some take out
and I certainly didn't mean to cause an accident.
Unbeleivable, isn't it? I mean, who would expect such a
reaction, right? It's the season, there are Santa's
everywhere, so why should the sight of another one
now cause me any sort of problem? Well, you got
'ta understand, it wasn't the outfit. Honest! I mean, yeah
she wore it well and all, but get real. A suit
by itself is never enough to cause three cars, an
orange crate, and fourteen pedestrians to fall all
over each other. No, it certainly wasn't the suit,
but you're just gonna have to see it for yourself.
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