Lazy Fuck Scores Big

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LAZY FUCK SCORES BIG

there he was -
slouched on the couch;
over-indulged in all the graphics
with small press literary erotic journals,
found while cleaning out the attic.
those mental massages began
to hang picture after picture
upon the living room walls.
the pages inside cover to cover,
was like a cup of coffee
that left faint swirls of steam
in the air - only to disappear,
yet still very hot.
after all, memory like a camcorder
busy on a tri-pod in all the footage,
stimulated the stir of perversed hormones.
time to time - a little hard core
came across the lense -
so direct and crystal clear,
that 900 numbers left voices
concentrated in moans
without ever moving from the couch.

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3 Comments
sacksackalmost 19 years ago
good characterization....

You might want to be a little more careful with your editing, was=were, lense=lens. A little hard to tell whether he was just reading porn or having phone sex....or BOTH??

My Erotic TaleMy Erotic Talealmost 19 years ago
chuckleboned

man who have sex with phone, call it long distance.

hehehe cute poem, I needed a good chuckle down to the bone.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 19 years ago
We got to get you a woman....

it ran well from start to finish. I love it. sand