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Click herelike alcohol i'm very intoxicating
my goal is to get the whole world masturbating
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i can be wild or i can be tame
you've seen my pictures and you know my name
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when i'm without a partner i turn to my toys
when i climax i make plenty of noise
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my showerhead has helped make me cum
i'm not a baby i suck dicks not my thumb
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i'm just as sexy as i am smart
i'm not a floozy but i'm not a tart
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i definately march to the beat of my own drummer
and i wear revealing clothes during the summer
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i must say i'm one of a kind
another like me you'd be hard pressed to find
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