Let's Pretend

Let's pretend that I'm a housewife,
and your the delivery boy...
you've come delivering to my life,
the pleasure I enjoy.
Or maybe I'll be Little Bo Peep,
wondering where I've lost my sheep..
The Big Bad Wolf is who you'll be,
pussy's what you want from me!
Let's pretend you've traveled far,
a visitor from a distant star..
here from some spacey rock,
bringing me your alien cock!
Or I could be a sexy maid,
or a princess captured in a raid..
by pirates on a Spanish sea,
from which I had no chance to flee!
Let's pretend that we are strangers,
complete with all the unknown dangers,
and that we have never met,
but you'll show me things I'll not forget.
I could be a dancing girl,
naked as I dance and whirl..
wearing a mask upon my face..
something erotic, made of lace.
I could do a bump and grind,
one of those really nasty kind!
Let's pretend that I'm a nurse..
or an actress... we'll reherse.
Pretend I'm a witch who's can hex
casting a spell so you want more sex!
We can pretend to be anyone,
making the sex all that more fun!