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Click hereA parody of Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
Looking for a ho
Pimping all the way
Buttons on my jeans tight
Making my manhood ache
What fun it's gonna be to get a lap dance and sing
A horny song tonight
BRIDGE
Oh, lick my balls
Lick my balls
Lick 'em all the way
Oh, what fun it's gonna be to ride
Between her legs wide open
A day or two ago
I though I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was sucking my....
Hung like a horse
Lean and lang
She seemed to like it a lot
We got into a sexy postion
And then she swallowed all I shot
REPEAT BRIDGE 2X
By RAMONA THOMPSON
© 2006 RAMONA THOMPSON (All rights reserved)