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Limerical Condition

bySkipBoxx©

After writing my first limerick,
my mind went on this metrical kick..
The words I'd compile
all had the same style,
and my poetry sounded quite sick..

I'd pick-up a paper and pen
to write to my closest of kin..
While trying to think
what to write with the ink,
I'd found I had done it again..

My sex life was even affected
for when entering fully erected..
After two long strokes
and two short pokes,
another long stroke was expected..

I consulted our family physician
to tell of this crazy condition..
He said, to be sure,
the only true cure
can be found with a verbal magician..

So I went to a wizard of diction,
who said "You should write fiction!
For writing erotic
will cure a psychotic..
I'm sure it will heal your affliction"..

Thus I'm cured of these rhymes,
just by writing out sexual lines..
I'm crafting a tale
of erotic blackmail,
but still like a limerick sometimes..

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