Limerick Set 003!byUncle Pervey©
A Jack rabbit right out of Texas,
Met up with two "Bandito" Mexes.
He wasted no time, but turned on a dime,
And left them both without breakfasts!
A rheumy old Dingo named Mike,
Tried to run hares down on his bike.
But try as he might, they'd jump out of sight,
And disappear clean down the pike!
A Bulldog named Al liked the park,
And he'd sneak inside after dark.
He got in the habit, of running one rabbit,
It gave his old "ticker" a "Spark!"
An Irish Wolfhound name of Kevin,
Thought running rabbits was pure "Heaven!"
He'd run them so long, he'd hang out his "dong,"
And he mated "ten plus eleven!"
A Chihuahua from Tennessee,
Whined "I'm too leetle, eef you pleaze,
But eef you ggeeve me rabbeet, I weel mount eet an' stab eet,
An' I'll ggeeve eet a freekaseed!!"