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Limerick Set 007 - Halloween!

byUncle Pervey©

There once was a "Ghosty" named Charles,
Who kept his sheet tangled in snarls.
He grinned "I don't mind, it always unwinds,
And if not I'll just borrow Carls!"

Under the bridge lived a "Gouly,"
And this Troll thought he was cooly.
He'd look up a girl's dress, but he wouldn't confess,
He'd tell his Priest, "I'm no stoolie!"

Uncle Vinnie the vampire,
Hung upside down from a wire.
He said "It's no strain, I'm feeding my brain,
I do this so it won't expire!"

A sweet little witch named Wendy,
Got just a little too friendly.
With the man living next door, who got her down on the floor,
Cause, for her, he had a yenny!

An old English Troll fell in love,
With a young girl walking above,
He grabbed her one night, and gave her a fright,
She slapped him and said "No thanks Gov!"

Our Igor is feeling unhappy,
He so wants to be a "Pappy."
But all the girls start running, when they see Igor coming,
And this makes him feel kind of crappy!

A little devil named Harry,
Liked a little imp named Mary.
He stuck her with his fork, and she busted his cork,
Cause she was a "Magic" fairy!

Halloween is a "Special" night,
With lots of weird strange things in sight.
Like Goblins and Ghosties, and Witches and Trollies,
And all things to give us a Fright!!

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