tagNon-Erotic PoetryLimerick Set 012 - Tellin' Tales!

Limerick Set 012 - Tellin' Tales!

byUncle Pervey©

Dear old Allan was so hard of hearing,
When he'd listen hard he'd just hear a ring.
So he tried every "gimmick" made, then he replaced his hearing-aid,
Now he can hear a "Termite Chorus" sing!

A girl I know is SWEET as SUGAR PIE,
Natalie's the name of this "Scrumptious" child.
She likes to have a REAL GOOD time, and it WON'T cost a "BLOOMIN'" dime,
She says she has MORE FUN just actin' WILD!

Mike from "Down Under" liked raising his sheep,
And he ALWAYS made pets of every one.
He ALWAYS was VERY polite, and he'd kiss EVERY ONE goodnight!
Then pen them all back up when he was done!

Sweet "Shazza" was perfect in EVERY way,
She loved it when she made ALL the men drool.
She loved to SHAKE her LUSCIOUS hips, And make ALL the men's hearts do flips,
She KNEW they did their THINKIN' with their TOOL!

Jack from Texas was a REAL BOLD fellow,
He was brave EXCEPT for the BIG RED ants!
Then he got a great idea, he'd drown them in "diarrhea,
Every time they tried to climb in his pants!

There's a BEAUTIFUL "Gal" nicnamed "Moonbeam,"
And Carolina's a DELICIOUS girl!
She claims it makes her REAL HAPPY, when she makes the men act "SAPPY,"
She loves to EXCITE them til their toes CURL!

Kevin had himself a "BIG DARK" secret,
When anyone inquires he gives out stalls.
He wants their secret "uncovered," though they've made him a GREAT lover,
Kevin's "SCROTUM" carries three ENLARGED balls!

There's a SWEET girl I've CARED FOR a LONG time,
And this PRECIOUS Angel's name is Billy.
What she DOES with her HOT BODY, drives ALL of the men PLUMB "Dotty,"
She giggles and laughs cause they're SO "silly!"

An old blind man named John in Tennessee,
Is always thinking about "SPECIAL" food.
And the kind he loves MOST of ALL, don't have NO CALORIES at ALL,
He's a "Low Caloried" dieting DUDE!

ALL these people mentioned are GREAT PEOPLE,
And it's NICE to HAVE such WONDERFUL Friends!
Everyone of us loves a "laugh," even with a "Now and Then" Gaff,
We love to leave each other with BIG grins!!

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