- Erotic Poetry
- Limericks from the Closet
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There once was a man with such luck
He had his own quean he would cuck
Fucking chicks just eighteen
Til his quean turned so green
That she left him and called him a schmuck.
There once was a stud from Niagara
If you looked at him right, he would drag ya
To his dungeon so sweet
Where he'd fuck - then REPEAT
(With the help of fluff girls and Viagra).
There once was a cum slut from Reno
Who drank gallons and gallons of - YOU know,
Out of cunts, straight from dick,
Drank so much, she got sick,
And now she's a bull dyke from Juneau.
There once was a cum slut from Reno
Who drank gallons and gallons of - YOU know,
Out of cunts, straight from dick,
Drank so much, she got sick,
'Til she knocked out a bottle of Beano.
There once was a hunk who would hunt
For the tightest and tastiest cunt
'Til his cock turned dark green
Cuz he'd missed a vaccine
Now there's nothing left hanging out front.
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