Little Girl Passes Judgement!byUncle Pervey©
A little girl stood in her back yard,
Watching two bugs down in the grass.
One bug was on the other bug's back,
And she was a curious lass.
She called her Daddy to come over,
And asked, "What's these two bugs doin'?"
Her Daddy chuckled, and then he said,
"Little Darling, they're just wooin'."
She watched awhile, then asked a question,
"What kind of bugs are they Daddy?"
Her Daddy smiled again, and answered,
"They're just Daddy Long Legs, Patty."
Patty was smart, and told her Daddy,
"If one's Daddy, then the other,
Has to be a "Lady Long Legs" bug.
Who is probably a Mother!"
Her Daddy laughed out loud, and explained,
"They're both Daddy's," and thought she'd quit.
The little girl stamped both the bugs flat,
And said, "We'll have none of that shit!"