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Click hereTune: Margaritaville (Jimmy Buffett)
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Booting my PC, logging on swiftly
Hanging out loosely, covered with oil
Building up pressure, in my six-incher
Feel those nuts, they're beginning to boil
Whackin' away again, lookin' at the MILF
Searchin' all my most favorite sites
Some people say that I might get hurt this way
But I know, I'm feelin' alright
I don't know the reason, I like them all seasoned
My fantasy women look very well used
But bodacious booty, and fleshy ol' coochie
Get me to grabbin' and givin' abuse
Whackin' away again, lookin' at the MILF
Searchin' all my most favorite sites
Some people say that I might get hurt this way
So far I'm....I'm feelin' alright
I clicked on a pop-up, knew that I'd fucked up
It revealed something I'd never known
There she was on my 'puter, face, pussy and hooters
My dear ol' mama, back in seventy-one
Whackin' away again, lookin' at my MILF
Found her on my most favorite site
Some people say I shouldn't see her this way
But now I'm...I'm whackin' all night
You know, most people say I shouldn't feel quite this way
But now I'm...I'm whackin' all night