Makeout Artists

Info
136 words
5
16.7k
0
does not have any tags
Share this

Font Size

Default Font Size

Font Spacing

Default Font Spacing

Font Face

Default Font Face

Reading Theme

Default Theme (White)
You need to Log In or Sign Up to have your customization saved in your Literotica profile.
PUBLIC BETA

Note: You can change font size, font face, and turn on dark mode by clicking the "A" icon tab in the Story Info Box.

You can temporarily switch back to a Classic Literotica® experience during our ongoing public Beta testing. Please consider leaving feedback on issues you experience or suggest improvements.

Click here
Boxlicker101
Boxlicker101
3,130 Followers



Makeout artists seem to cause us envy in all ways.
Sam Malone from “Cheers” or like The Fonz in “Happy Days”
Men all seem to wonder, just how is it these guys score?
Most of us just strike out while some guys are fucking more.

If a guy is rich or really handsome he gets laid.
Makeout artists may be neither one but have it made.
What peculiar power makes a woman lift her dress?
Just what is it these guys have that makes the chicks say “Yes?”

If I just could find out, I would be a happy guy.
Nothing seems to give a clue, no matter how I try.
If I find out, I will start to fuck the women good.
If I don’t, I’ll simply sit at home and beat my wood.

--:--
--:--
1.0
Boxlicker101
Boxlicker101
Boxlicker101
3,130 Followers
Please rate this
The author would appreciate your feedback.
  • COMMENTS
Anonymous
Our Comments Policy is available in the Lit FAQ
Post as:
Anonymous
2 Comments
LeBrozLeBrozabout 17 years ago
~~

You and millions of other woodsmen!

ferociouskittycatferociouskittycatover 19 years ago
aww

You don't have to beat your wood.

You can be my make-out artist anyday. ;-)

>^..^<

Share this