Males Who Wander in Fort Lauderdale

Hey dhere, Mon, get yourself down,
Down, down, down
To Paradise Lounge
Where Polly and dhe girlz,
Dhey preening dheir fedders.
Maybe she let you preen dhem too.
(You don’t go plucking all over dhe face!)

So unbutton down dhat button down shirt
And have some hairy belly fun
Tee-hee-hee.

Iz time to calypso, so……
Dance! Do somedhing beside
Shit and piss-cum- paper maché
Or bob up and down inside your cage.

Free your mind and fly away!

Dhen maybe she spread
Some Cheez Whiz on a cracker for you, Mon.