- Erotic Poetry
- Midnight Man
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He's the man who comes at midnight
And he leads a double life
A loyal, devoted family man
Who cheats upon his wife
He's the doyen of the social sites
And a fan of cheatifuckcan
Yet if you met this guy at work
You'd think "What a lovely man!"
He always thinks to change his name
The things he'll do for a shag!
But it's only a matter of time I fear
And the cat is out of the bag!
He does the school run daily
Takes his sons to Scouts of course,
Then nightly whilst his wife sleeps
He IMs his sluts and whores
He swaps his SIM card nightly
Sends his sexts beneath the sheets
Like many under the guise of 'nice'
He deceives and lies and cheats
And sometimes when his wife's away
His sons at swimming or gym
Jools gives blow jobs in a lane
She's just as bad as him
And if this poem brings unease
Or if these words ring true
Then chances are - you are this man.
Or his wife - so good luck to you!
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