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Click hereI bought a monkey named Rupert
he picks his nose all day
and flings offal at me
why do I let him stay?
he is nasty and ugly
and mean as hell
with no gracious traits
at least non I can tell
he smells and farts
and keeps my friends at bay
with insulting faces
and disgusting monkey play
he's fat and lazy
and sheds on my chair
he's the closest thing
to you being there