- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Mister Average
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His feet so Mercurial, his Martial thighs,
with the brawns of Hercules, and Leander’s eyes.
We in this family dream of such a creature
of our passage through life it’s the dominant feature.
Don’t deny it, because you know that it’s true!
But the dream comes true for very few.
The rest of us are just forced to make do
with the average mister “Me and You”.
But in the end does it really matter?
Some are skinnier and some are fatter,
but most are endowed with generous hearts
and even if average their genital parts
will respond the same way to some affectionate friction,
just the same as yours. It's my personal conviction
that we should learn to be a bit less discerning
and realize that there are others who’re burning
just to have a bit of action with a like-minded guy
and that he needn’t have the looks to turn a god’s eye!
When you get down to it, it becomes less vital
that his points of beauty should be long in recital!
- COMMENTS
vrosej10about 14 years agoI have always told my son that if he goes for the fat chick, he'll never have trouble getting a date. Picky people tend to end up lonely.
