Mistress Briane makes a demand

Mistress Briane came to see
men thought they knew it all
they waved their guns and penises
and bragged about their balls

Mistress Briane knew the men well
she watched as they mucked about
war and corruption, rape and pillage
judging and shutting others out

Mistress Briane grew tired
of their developmental state
realized she was the one
who could wrestle them towards fate

Mistress Briane started with a wave
listen to me, men, she said
I am now the one who'll hold the reigns
and watched as they turned red

Mistress Briane didn't care at all
let them fuss and pout and cry
let them make a stink
but truth I will supply

Mistress Briane laid it out for all to hear
Sure you think you're all you need
but I know a this better than you
and this is how we shall proceed

Mistress Briane spoke boldly
you need me to show the way
so open up and share your dreams
your fears I can allay

Mistress Briane watched the men
as her words settled in their brains
would submittal to Briane's demands
they their manliness retain?

Mistress Briane knew the truth
that it takes men and women both
in harmony, hand in hand
to create humanity's growth

Mistress Briane knew the men
would eventually turn to her side
they couldn't resist her goodies
or the chance for a Briane ride.