Much In Need Of Slumber

And much in need of slumber
But first I craved some salad
With lettuce and cucumber

Off to the store I dragged myself
Though I didn't want to go
But hungry I just forced myself
I'd make it quick you know

I grabbed a head of lettuce
And then much to my shock
It seemed all the cucumbers
Reminded me of cocks

Some were small and some were curved
And some so big around
I felt my pussy dripping as
The perfect one I found

Yes I was tired from working hard
And much in need of slumber
But what about that salad
With lettuce and cucumber?

I hurried home and got undressed
In panties there I stood
I washed the head of lettuce
That cucumber looked so good

I picked it up and then looked around
My eyes upon the clock
What's a few more minutes
I sure could use some cock

I wrapped my hand around that thing
Was my mind was playing tricks?
I wondered could I use that thing
Just like a big fat dick?

But I was tired from working hard
And much in need of slumber
Fuck the salad all I want
Is to try that big cucumber

I hurried to my bedroom
A few steps down the hall
I held it tightly in my hand
Could my pussy take it all?

I quickly slipped my panties off
And lay back on my bed
Yes I need to rest awhile
But I want this instead

I sucked the tip then lubed it up
With flavored KY jelly
Rubbed my nipples with it first
Then slid it down my belly

Oh so damed tired from working hard
So much in need of slumber
But now I want my pussy fucked
With this big 'ole slick cucumber

So slowly now between the lips
Of my soaking wet cunt bush
From clit to ass I played around
It tickeled on my tush

I spread those hairy lips apart
And gently slid it in
So wet and ready now I was
One inch soon became ten

In and out and out and in
My hot wet cunt devoured
That big fuck toy had pleased me now
For nearly one whole hour

No longer tired from working hard
No desire for slumber
All that I could think about
Was this cock, this big cucumber

I'd fuck awhile then suck the juices
From my dripping snatch
Over and over came floods of cum
My breath I couldn't catch

One final time I rubbed my clit
Now stiff and slick and wet
Then down my thighs a stream of cum